Affiliate Stuff
Effective Date: October 13, 2025
Transparency time: sometimes we share or recommend products that make us a small commission if you click and buy through our links. It helps keep the lights on (literally, but more so figuratively).
1. What Are Affiliate Links?
Some links on CluelessParentsClub.com are affiliate links, meaning we may earn a commission—at no extra cost to you—if you make a purchase through those links. You’ll often see a note like:
“This post contains affiliate links. If you buy something, we may earn a small commission.”
2. Why We Use Them
Running this site takes time, effort, and hosting fees (plus coffee; these blog posts don’t write themselves at 5am). Affiliate programs allow us to:
Keep most content free for readers
Fund future blog posts, designs, and parenting humor
Share products we genuinely use, love, or laugh at
3. Our Promise
We only feature:
Products or services we believe in or have personally tried, or
Items that fit the Clueless Parents Club vibe (useful, funny, or sanity-saving)
We don’t and won’t accept money to say nice things we don’t mean. Ever.
4. Affiliate Programs We May Join
We may participate in programs such as (but not limited to):
Amazon Associates
ShareASale
RewardStyle / LTK
Other brand partnerships relevant to parenting, home, or lifestyle
Each program has its own policies and tracking systems—we don’t control their cookies.
5. Questions
If you have questions about our affiliate relationships or disclosures: