Clueless Parents Club is a community, blog, and lifestyle brand for parents who admit they don’t have it all figured out. We share stories, laughs, and “helpful tips” so you know you’re not alone in this wonderfully chaotic parenting ride.
Because none of us got a manual. Parenting is messy, unpredictable, and hilarious—and it’s way better when you can admit you’re clueless and do it together.
Nope! While we’re based in sunny South Florida, the club is open to all clueless parents everywhere. Some content may be specific to our area, but most of what we share—blogs, humor, and products—relates to parents anywhere.
Not at all. Whether you’re expecting, deep in the toddler trenches, raising teens, or even a grandparent, you’re welcome. If you’ve ever felt “clueless” (and let’s be honest, we all have), you’re in the right place.
Dear god, no. We’re not doctors, therapists, lawyers, blimp pilots or anything that requires a license (except maybe driver’s). Everything we share is based on personal experience and community stories—so always double-check serious stuff with a qualified professional.

Easy!
- Read the blog and subscribe to our newsletter.
- Follow us on social media for daily laughs, polls, and real-parent talk.
- Shop our store to support the club.
- Become a Clueless Parents Club Ambassador.
- Or even share your own story or advice.
In the future, we hope to host local meetups, events, and other ways to connect offline—in-person stuff is still a thing, right?
It’s a way for our most enthusiastic members to represent the Club — sharing our content, testing products, and getting special perks. Full details here.
Yes! If you’ve got a funny story, helpful hack, or relatable meltdown moment to share, we’d love to feature you. Reach out through our contact page or email us directly.
Absolutely! We love teaming up with local family-friendly businesses—think baby stores, pediatricians, daycares, and coffee shops that fuel tired parents. Visit our Partners page for sponsorships and collab opportunities.
Yes! We’re open to creative partnerships and influencer collabs that align with our parenting-with-a-laugh attitude. Reach out through our contact form or Partners page.

We do! 🎉 The Clueless Parents Club Shop features fun, relatable merch like tees, hoodies, mugs, stickers, and more. We also have future plans for helpful digital downloads, but that’s not ready yet (not even close).
All physical products are made using print-on-demand. That means your item is created just for you when you order — helping reduce waste and allowing us to offer lots of fun designs.
Because we use print-on-demand, your order is made when you order it. Shipping times vary by product and destination, but typically arrive within 7–14 days. You’ll get tracking info once your order ships.
We primarily ship within the U.S. Some products can be shipped internationally depending on availability — check the product page or contact us for details.
Each item is custom-made, so we can’t offer returns or exchanges for things like sizing issues or buyer’s remorse. However, if your order arrives damaged or defective, contact us right away and we’ll make it right.
Sometimes! Subscribers to our newsletter get early access to new product drops, exclusive discounts, and giveaways. Keep an eye on our social media too — we announce promo codes there.
Please do! We love hearing from fellow clueless parents. If you have a funny quote, design idea, or product you’d love to see in the shop, drop us a message through our Contact page.

Nope. We respect your privacy and never sell or share your data. You can read the official (and boring) version in our Privacy Policy.
You can reach us through our contact page or my emailing us. We’d love to hear from you—especially if you’re able to get your kid to eat vegetables.

Believe it or not, us! Before starting this site, we did a brainstorm that generated a pretty good sized list. But one of the perks to parenting is it’s never boring, so we’re constantly living new ideas and content to share. If you have thoughts or ideas, please ask or share!
Follow us on social media for daily content and product drops. You can also subscribe to our newsletter for early access to new releases, exclusive discounts, and the occasional parenting meme.
Yes, occasionally. Some blog posts or product recommendations may include affiliate links, meaning we may earn a small commission if you make a purchase — at no extra cost to you. We only recommend stuff we actually like (or survived using).

Frequently Asked Questions