Become a Clueless Ambassador
None of us got the manual—but we did get matching t-shirts.
What’s a Clueless Ambassador?
A Clueless Ambassador is a proud member of the Clueless Parents Club who helps spread the chaos (and the comfort) that comes with real, honest parenting. You don’t need a massive following or professional photoshoots — just a sense of humor, a love of community, and a willingness to admit that parenting is equal parts beautiful and bonkers.
What You’ll Do
As a Clueless Ambassador, you’ll:
💬 Share the laughs: Post, tag, and talk about Clueless Parents Club on your socials.
✍️ Create content: Submit funny stories, memes, or “clueless moments” for the blog and our social media.
💡 Give feedback: Help shape new products, designs, and ideas before anyone else sees them.
Basically, you’re helping the world’s most relatable parenting club grow — one messy, hilarious story at a time.
What You Get
We can’t promise sleep (sorry), but we can promise perks:
🎁 Exclusive ambassador swag and discounts.
🧢 Early access to new merch drops
📰 Behind-the-scenes updates + shoutouts on our socials
❤️ A private community of fellow “clueless” parents who just get it
Who We’re Looking For
We want ambassadors who are:
Real. (Perfection is boring.)
Friendly and supportive.
Active on social media or in their local community.
Parents (or parents-to-be) who love the CPC mission — making parenthood a little less isolating and a lot more fun.
How to Apply
Joining is easy:
Fill out the short application form (see link below) telling us a little about yourself.
Wait for us to reach out if you’re selected (we’ll try to be quick about it).
The Fine Print (a.k.a. Stuff You Should Know)
This isn’t a paid position, but ambassadors can earn free merch, discounts, and features for participation.
You don’t need to be a social media pro — authenticity wins with us every time.
You can leave the program anytime — though once you join, you’ll always be part of the club. 😉
Join the Club. Share the Chaos.
If you believe parenting is easier when we laugh through it together — you’re our kind of person. Let’s make the world a little less polished and a lot more real.