Privacy Policy
Effective Date: October 13, 2025
At CluelessParentsClub.com, your privacy matters — and we’re not just saying that because we’re running on caffeine and chaos. This Privacy Policy explains how Clueless Parents Club LLC (“Clueless Parents Club,” “we,” “us,” or “our”) collects, uses, and protects your information when you visit CluelessParentsClub.com, when reading our blog, or when shopping in our online store.
By using our Site, you agree to this Privacy Policy.
1. Information We Collect
We keep data collection simple and minimal — here’s what we might collect:
A. Information You Provide Voluntarily
Newsletter sign-ups: name and email address.
Contact forms or messages: name, email, and whatever you choose to share in your message.
Store purchases: name, billing/shipping address, email, and payment details (processed securely through our e-commerce providers, like Squarespace and Printful). We never see or store your full credit card information.
B. Automatically Collected Information
Like most websites, we use cookies and analytics tools to gather general usage data such as:
Pages visited, time on site, and referring website
Browser type, device, and location (approximate, not GPS-based)
This helps us understand what content people enjoy.
We do not collect sensitive personal data (such as financial, medical, or government ID information beyond checkout details) and we never sell or rent your data.
2. How We Use Your Information
We use the information we collect to:
Process and fulfill orders placed in our Store.
Send optional newsletters, promotions, or updates (only if you opted in).
Improve our content, products, and overall user experience.
Respond to your messages, questions, or feedback.
Comply with applicable laws or resolve disputes if necessary.
3. Affiliate Links and Sponsored Content
Some posts or pages on our Site may contain affiliate links or sponsored content. If you click one of these links and make a purchase, we may earn a small commission — at no extra cost to you.
Affiliate programs may use cookies to track referrals and purchases. These cookies are controlled by the affiliate platform (e.g., Amazon Associates, ShareASale) and not by CPC. You can disable cookies anytime in your browser settings.
4. Sharing of Information
We don’t sell or rent personal data. However, we may share limited information with:
Service providers (e.g., Squarespace, Printful, email marketing tools, analytics providers) solely to operate the Site and Store.
Payment processors (like Stripe or PayPal) to handle secure transactions. These third-party partners are contractually required to protect your data and only use it as instructed.
5. Cookies and Analytics
Our Site uses cookies and similar technologies to:
Keep your cart items remembered during checkout.
Understand traffic and engagement through services like Google Analytics or Squarespace Analytics.
You can choose to disable cookies in your browser settings. Note: doing so may affect some features like your cart or login persistence.
6. Data Security
We use reasonable physical, electronic, and managerial safeguards to protect your information. That said, no website or system can be 100% secure, so please use caution when sharing information online.
7. Your Rights and Choices
You are always in control. You can:
Unsubscribe from our emails anytime using the link in the footer.
Request access or deletion of your personal data by emailing privacy@cluelessparentsclub.com.
Adjust cookie preferences in your browser settings.
We’ll respond to reasonable requests within a practical timeframe.
8. Children’s Privacy
Our Site is created for parents, not kids. We don’t knowingly collect personal information from anyone under 13. If we learn that a child’s information was submitted, we’ll delete it promptly.
9. Updates to This Policy
We may occasionally update this Privacy Policy to reflect changes in our Site, products, or privacy practices. The “Effective Date” above will always show the latest version. Continued use of the Site means you accept any updates.
10. Contact Us
If you have any questions or concerns about this Privacy Policy, please contact us at: