We don’t know what’s in there either — and that’s the point. The ultimate parenting mystery bag, CPC-style. Goldfish crumbs—check. A half-eaten granola bar—check. One dirty sock—likely. Welcome to parenthood — and to the Don’t Ask What’s In Here tote. This durable, roomy bag is built for everything from park days to grocery runs, with sturdy handles and enough space for all the essentials (and plenty of the non-essentials too). Printed with our signature Clueless Parents Club humor, it’s a gentle warning — and a badge of honesty. Because some questions are better left unasked.
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
• Blank product sourced from India
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
We don’t know what’s in there either — and that’s the point. The ultimate parenting mystery bag, CPC-style. Goldfish crumbs—check. A half-eaten granola bar—check. One dirty sock—likely. Welcome to parenthood — and to the Don’t Ask What’s In Here tote. This durable, roomy bag is built for everything from park days to grocery runs, with sturdy handles and enough space for all the essentials (and plenty of the non-essentials too). Printed with our signature Clueless Parents Club humor, it’s a gentle warning — and a badge of honesty. Because some questions are better left unasked.
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
• Blank product sourced from India
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
