Your first kid teaches you how to be a parent — sleepless nights, endless Googling, and that special kind of panic you can only feel at 2 a.m. Then comes the second, and suddenly it’s all about survival. This soft, lived-in Clueless Parents Club tee says what every seasoned parent knows: the learning curve is steep, and the chaos is real. With “My 1st taught me how to be a parent” on the front and “My 2nd taught us how to survive” on the back, it’s equal parts humor, honesty, and hard-earned wisdom. Perfect for parents who’ve been through round one — and somehow signed up for round two.
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• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Your first kid teaches you how to be a parent — sleepless nights, endless Googling, and that special kind of panic you can only feel at 2 a.m. Then comes the second, and suddenly it’s all about survival. This soft, lived-in Clueless Parents Club tee says what every seasoned parent knows: the learning curve is steep, and the chaos is real. With “My 1st taught me how to be a parent” on the front and “My 2nd taught us how to survive” on the back, it’s equal parts humor, honesty, and hard-earned wisdom. Perfect for parents who’ve been through round one — and somehow signed up for round two.
👕 Not sure on size? Check our Size Guide.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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