There’s peaceful silence… and then there’s parent silence. You know — the kind that means someone’s coloring on the wall, eating the dog’s food, climbing on a table, or dismantling something important. The Silence Is Terrifying tee captures that universal parenting dread with the honesty and humor that define the Clueless Parents Club. Soft, breathable, and easy to wash (because obviously something’s getting on it), this shirt is perfect for every “too quiet” moment. Because if it’s silent, it’s already too late.
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• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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There’s peaceful silence… and then there’s parent silence. You know — the kind that means someone’s coloring on the wall, eating the dog’s food, climbing on a table, or dismantling something important. The Silence Is Terrifying tee captures that universal parenting dread with the honesty and humor that define the Clueless Parents Club. Soft, breathable, and easy to wash (because obviously something’s getting on it), this shirt is perfect for every “too quiet” moment. Because if it’s silent, it’s already too late.
👕 Not sure on size? Check our Size Guide.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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