The "Survive & Advance" Shirt (Unisex)

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Forget “live, laugh, love.” The real motto of parenting? Survive & Advance. This soft, everyday tee from the Clueless Parents Club celebrates the true victory — making it through another day of snacks, meltdowns, and mayhem. It’s not about thriving; it’s about showing up, hanging on, and maybe remembering where you left your kid. Comfortable, durable, and honest to its core, it’s a reminder that survival counts as success. Because every day you keep the tiny humans alive… you advance.

👕 Not sure on size? Check our Size Guide.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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Forget “live, laugh, love.” The real motto of parenting? Survive & Advance. This soft, everyday tee from the Clueless Parents Club celebrates the true victory — making it through another day of snacks, meltdowns, and mayhem. It’s not about thriving; it’s about showing up, hanging on, and maybe remembering where you left your kid. Comfortable, durable, and honest to its core, it’s a reminder that survival counts as success. Because every day you keep the tiny humans alive… you advance.

👕 Not sure on size? Check our Size Guide.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!