The “Business in the Front, Chaos in the Back” Hoodie (Unisex)
from $60.00
From the outside, you look composed — small logo, heart placement, totally put together. But turn around, and it’s pure CPC chaos. The Business in the Front, Chaos in the Back Hoodie is soft, warm, and painfully honest — just like parenting. It’s perfect for coffee runs, carpool lines, or those moments when the kids are suspiciously quiet (never a good sign). Featuring a minimalist front logo and a bold Clueless Parents Club design across the back, this hoodie sums up parent life in one wearable confession: we look fine, but things are probably on fire somewhere. Because let’s face it — behind every calm parent is a small tornado with a snack.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester, except Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester • Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²) • Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling • Double-lined hood with matching drawcord • Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle • 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex • Front pouch pocket • Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem • Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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From the outside, you look composed — small logo, heart placement, totally put together. But turn around, and it’s pure CPC chaos. The Business in the Front, Chaos in the Back Hoodie is soft, warm, and painfully honest — just like parenting. It’s perfect for coffee runs, carpool lines, or those moments when the kids are suspiciously quiet (never a good sign). Featuring a minimalist front logo and a bold Clueless Parents Club design across the back, this hoodie sums up parent life in one wearable confession: we look fine, but things are probably on fire somewhere. Because let’s face it — behind every calm parent is a small tornado with a snack.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester, except Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester • Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²) • Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling • Double-lined hood with matching drawcord • Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle • 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex • Front pouch pocket • Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem • Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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