This is the hoodie you’ll live in — soft, warm, and straight to the point. Featuring our Clueless Parents Club logo loud and proud on the front, it’s made for the coffee runs, carpool lines, and late-night couch sessions that define real parent life. Whether you’re chasing kids or chasing quiet, the Clueless Classics Hoodie wraps you in the comfort (and solidarity) you deserve. Because let’s face it — we’re all clueless, and we’re all in it together.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester, except Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester • Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²) • Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling • Double-lined hood with matching drawcord • Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle • 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex • Front pouch pocket • Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem • Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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This is the hoodie you’ll live in — soft, warm, and straight to the point. Featuring our Clueless Parents Club logo loud and proud on the front, it’s made for the coffee runs, carpool lines, and late-night couch sessions that define real parent life. Whether you’re chasing kids or chasing quiet, the Clueless Classics Hoodie wraps you in the comfort (and solidarity) you deserve. Because let’s face it — we’re all clueless, and we’re all in it together.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester, except Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester • Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²) • Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling • Double-lined hood with matching drawcord • Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle • 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex • Front pouch pocket • Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem • Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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